[dropcap]D[/dropcap]ear Sir (or Madam, as the case may be):

Perhaps you’ve heard that we have a new president down here in the U.S. of A. I recently conferred with him, and we came up with a few items in life that could use improvement. He’s busy: golf courses, hotels, casinos, and now the presidency, so I promised to pass along our recommendations. Hopefully it will not seem too forward if I point out certain flaws in your sixth day creation. Not that I’m complaining, but what...