[dropcap]A[/dropcap]wright, y’all, I’ve gotta confess that I’m a bit hot under the collar of my T-shirt after readin’ that public schools may stop teachin’ cursive writing. Now, my hide’s not chapped for them wanting to stop teachin’ this. I’m hotter’n a cornered possum that our schools began teachin’ cursive writing to start with. When did this happen?

Dagnabbit, it’s bad enough that our young-uns got to hear cussin’ on TV, ...