[dropcap]H[/dropcap]ave y’all heard that Mattel has come out with a new Ken doll that supposedly resembles today’s men more than the old Ken? This new Ken is described as having a “dad bod”. I’m not sure how many dads look like this doll with his 6-pack abs, straight back and hairless body, but I suppose there might be a few young dads out in California with this physique.

Mattel wants more diversity in their dolls so the new Ken comes in different styles and skin t...