“The prosecution calls Rhona Graff.”

Rhona – that’s the name. If Robert Mueller knows what he’s doing, Rhona will play the role of Rosemary – Rosemary Woods – in the 2017 remake of that immense thing that toppled a president in 1974, in what HBO’s John Oliver has dubbed “Stupid Watergate.”

Woods was the White House secretary asked to explain the gap in tapes revealing Richard Nixon’s role in activities that led to his departure.

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