[dropcap]A[/dropcap]lright, I know all y’all have heard that OJ Simpson is getting paroled in a couple of months. And I’m not about to step into a pile of horse turds and give my honest opinion on this subject. I reckon about 90% of Americans with an IQ in double digits know that OJ is about as innocent as an American politician in a Russian hot tub.

Now, I have sat in a few jury boxes in my days, and I understand a bit about the legal system. A defendant, such as OJ, is considered in...