Now that the wedding is over, I’m hoping all this fuss over the British royal family can go away. Over the past two weeks, we Americans have been bombarded by the British like it was 1776. News coverage of the royal wedding flooded pert near every channel on my TV. They were even gabbing about it on ESPN. What in tarnation is so great about the British royalty and them getting hitched? I just don’t get it.

Just last year, Princess Marie-Gabrielle of Nassau, daughter of Prince Jean of ...