Renaming federal departments is nothing new.

The Defense Department was the War Department. The State Department was Foreign Affairs.

In 2016 the nation’s steward of public lands became the Department of the Inferior. And with it the Environmental Pillaging Agency.

Take bad science, add ethically malformed leaders, and draw up policy sculpted by industrial marauders. That’s our approach to public lands and natural resources under Donald Trump.

Or in the words of Michael Hiltzik, a Pulit...