The other day, as I was searching for the crossword puzzle in the Sunday newspaper, I came across an interesting article about Missouri and Nebraska regulating the term “meat” on product labels of food that tries to pass for a meat substitute. Stuff like veggie burgers, tofu dogs and other meat-like crud generated from a Petri dish. Um, excuse me a sec. I just threw up a little in my mouth. I need to cleanse my palate with some 90 proof mouth wash.

Nebraska is trying to pass a bill th...