There’s been a boatload of hype over the new season of Game of Thrones, some show on HBO, I think. Even though we get free HBO, I don’t watch much on those channels. Mostly just a mess of stupid movies and, according to millions of fans, one of the best shows ever made. Well, folks, I must confess to all y’all here and now that I have never watched Game of Thrones. Not a single episode. Okay, once while I was surfing through the channels looking for something to watch that didn...