Well, Thanksgiving is over, and I am attempting to flatten the curve after my diet was shattered like a whisky bottle thrown on a rock pile. I’m not accepting the final tally of all the calories I took in from those slices of pie, and I demanded a recount, but the results are final. Numbers don’t lie. Some folks might argue the benefits of eating so much pecan and apple pie, as I may have ingested the past few days, but I am a firm believer in medical science. If my doctor advises me...